Flash Fiction: The Wandering Sage

The random fantasy character concept generator at the crux of this week’s Terribleminds Flash Fiction challenge gave me, among others, “a foul-mouthed sage is searching for a legendary weapon.” “If this infernal heat doesn’t kill me,” Balthazar growled, “I’m sure the desert would love to fill my lungs with sand.” “Why would the Equalizer be… Continue reading Flash Fiction: The Wandering Sage

Flash Fiction: What Happened to Stenz

Image courtesy My Secret London At Chuck’s behest, I entered the Secret Door, and it took me here, where I witnessed the following: Gordon, ironically enough, wasn’t terribly fond of Gordon’s. The wine bar had good vintages at good prices, it was true. It was at least a few steps from London’s main thoroughfares and… Continue reading Flash Fiction: What Happened to Stenz

Quick Update

This week’s Flash Fiction is getting pushed until tomorrow. I apologize for the delay! Things got a hectic over the weekend and I was left with little time to concentrate on writing. I’ll be making up for it tonight. Somebody put the coffee on.

Live from Chi-town

Just a quick update today, folks. As I tap this into my iPhone, I am on a train heading into Chicago, as part of the festivities intrinsic to the 2012 Loomis/Kelly family reunion. It isn’t quite as fancy as it sounds, but it will definitely be a good time. My family is pretty rad, and… Continue reading Live from Chi-town

He's Not Here

The Alchemist is not here today. He is watching Machete. You want to mess with Machete? Didn’t think so.

Please Stand By

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